This June, just one of you will be given the chance to save yourself.
We live in uncertain times. The rise of nativism in Europe and North America. Rumblings from the Russian bear. The emergence of China as a global superpower. None of us can assume that the road ahead will be an easy one.
To provide some shelter from the coming storm for at least one individual, I am making available a personally signed copy of my self-published niche novella, Literature®, which I strongly suspect will eventually command a market price of hundreds of thousands of pounds (considering what's happening to Sterling at the moment).
You're welcome.